So i finally decided to try my hand at baking, since some friends requested edibles. I fucked up the first batch, but the second batch worked well. And it was actually piss easy.

Ingredients:

2 bars of Schoggetten cheap ass chocolate (20ck a bar) which comes already in little squares

165g of butter
225g of white sugar, lidl doesn't have fucking brown sugar.
85g of flour, plain white.
5 grams of hash
2 grams of weed
3 eggs

METHOD

First I took the hash and weed and boiled it in a double boiler, in the butter, for 3 hours., or one lor of the rings movie, whichever you choose. then I strained it out through a cheesecloth and set it in the fridge overnight.

Once I had my weed butter, I melted it again in the double boiler and added 50g of the chocolate. Make sure it is plain dark stuff. I like that type because its already in chunks and Im a lazy ass.

with the butter and chocolate melting, I borrowed my neighbours beater, and put the sugar and eggs together in a bowl and beat them till smoke was coming out the motor. Who gives a fuck, its not mine, and if they bitch I say here have a brownie. Job done.

so then I took a spatula and poured the chocobutter into the eggsugar mix. I moved the spatula in a figure of 8 motion and stirred continuously until it thickened up a bit. Then I tapped the flour in doing the same.

Pan: I greased up a baking pan and then put foil on it. I then greased the foil too. then I poured the mix in, and thew the remnants of the chocolate in for good measure.

I have a ghetto-ass gas oven with no markings on it, so I set it somewhere between furnace and gentle hiss.  Once I did this I threw them in for 25 min.

Now, one thing I noticed is that if you take the pan out and shake it a bit and the brownies wobble in the middle they are not ready. Give it a little more time.

I also tried a trick I learned and put the pan directly into cold water when I finished. It actually did make a nice texture difference.

And I put the greased up foil, which came out of the tray really easy, into the freezer for a bit. then when soild, peeled the brownies off.

I then ate them and had a major fucking buzz and went to bed.

Yeah.